Bangla jokes for facebook

@ Wife :- amar sarita khulo.

Husband :- ok…… khulsi !!!!!

Wife :- blaus ta khulo !!!

Husband :- ok ….. khulsi !!!

Wife :- bra khulooooooo !!!!!!

Husband :- khulefelesi…. !!!!!!

Wife : - akhon amar pajamata khuloo taratari…….. !!!!!

Husband :- hm kulsi…… akhon ki panti tao khulbooo !!!!

Wife :- atao ki bolte hobe….

Husband :- ok

Wife :- tumar lojja kore na tumi mayeder jama-kapor poro. ajker por theke amar asob jama-kapor tumi ar porba na .

Husband :- OK !!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Piprar baba piprake bolse- tor ato boro sahos , tui amar maye hoye hatike valobesecis , tor oke vule jete hobe .

Pipra bollo – na na na baba ami hatike vulte parbona , karon amar pete hatir baccha(kid) !!!!!!!!

@ Akta lok khub tarahura kore akta bus-e udhlo ,

Kintu lokti kono site boscilo na , jodio onek sit khali cilo

Helper bollo sir sit to khali apni site bosen ,

Lokti biroktir sathe uttor dilo – areee vai sit khali thakle

Ki hobe amar to somoy nai, taratari jete hobe…..

@ akti maye tar bandhubir sathe bolse….

Maye- janish amina protidin akta khub sunduri mayer dike takiye tahkte thakte amar hat batha kore feli…

Bandhubi- mane !!! hat bath ahoy keno……?

Maye- karon hate ayna niye nijer face nije dekhito tai………

@ teacher- boloto tv dekhar kufal ki ?

Student- tv dekhle maramarir probonota bare .

Teacher- kivabe bujle ?

Student- karon ami jokhon tv dekhi tokhon baba amake mare .

@ dui bandhubi kotha bolse…….

1^st bandhubi- kire tui biye korisna keno ?

Torjonno to sob selera pagooool !!!!

2^nd bandhubi- are se jonnoito biye kori na ,

karon pagol niye ghor kora amar pokkhe 

somvob na…..!!!!!!!

@ teacher student derke bangla grammar poracchen…..

Teacher- boloto kal koto prokar ?

Student- sir, char(4) prokar .

Teacher- ki char prokar ! ok, bolo ki ki ?

Student- gotokal, agamikal, sokal & bikal .

@ premik premikake bolse……

Premik- jan, cholo ajke amra biye kore feli….!

Premika- sotti, ok jan ami raji…!

Premik- kinto akotha akhon kaoke bolajabena .

Premika- kinto ami sudhu akjonke bolte chai .

Premik- kake ?

Premika- amader parar abulke .

Premik- keno ?

Premika- karon se amake bolese je – amake naki

Kono gadhai biye korbe na, tai…….